
Welcome to the Tailed Brewty!
Come relax with a hot beverage or a cool cocktail after a long day.Opening hours:
Every week, switching bi-weekly between:
Wednesday 19-21 ST, Saturday 16-18 STPhoenix - Goblet - Ward 3 - Plot 55Next opening In:
We are SFW
Clothes, topics, wording - While we're not prudes, and you can show some skin, discuss difficult topics and curse, we ask you to please keep is sensible.
If anyone, guest or host, asks you to stop, you're expected to do so immediately.No discrimination of any kind
Love is love, black lives matter, trans rights are human rights, all people are valid.
If you don't agree with any of this, this is not the place for you. We hope some day it may be.RP is encouraged, but not mandatory
Please be considerate of each guest's individual decision to be in-character or not. We just want everyone to have a good, relaxed time.This is a non-exhaustive list
Look, just don't be a dick, okay? It's not that difficult.

- That's me, the owner! Although it feels weird to talk about myself, so I will let my sister Yuriko do it.
- *sigh* Alright then, my sister. She ran away from home and left me behind when she was still young and-
- What do you mean, was still young?
- Look, do you want me to tell them or not?
- I will regret this, won't I?
- Yes. Anyroad, Siri ran away from home aaaages ago. But ask her yourself if you want to know the full story. She worked as an adventurer and mercenary for the longest time, after she survived in the slums of Ul’dah for a while. And now she's running The Tailed Brewty. Talk about "from rugs to riches".
- I'm not even rich. That's also a very brief description of what happened.
- True, but you want them to be curious, and come visit to talk to you, right? So, friends, let's hope she won't burn it to the ground before you get the chance! So far she managed to hold herself back for almost a whole year.
- My own home has nothing to with this! It also didn't even burn down, it was just a minor explosion!

- Let's see, what's there to say about Koko? Koko likes coffee. And I don't really get coffee. I can brew a simple cup of it and pour some milk in, I occasionally like the taste of it.. but all those nuances, those are Koko's specialty.
- Don't they do the cocktails as well?
- Mostly. They also like to experiment, and they know what goes well together. I mostly stick to the known ones. At most, I experiment outside of the opening hours. Koko on the other hand can create a new drink for you on the fly.
- And they are a cook at the Silver Duck. So, they're basically the whole kitchen and bar staff in one person.
- Uhm.. I guess you are correct.
- Which means, they don't really need you.
- Hey! Everyone needs me! That aside, Koko often isn't available, so it's a bit of a toss-up if you'd see them at an opening or not.

- The Tailed Brewty's first employee. What made you change your mind?
- Frankly, it got overwhelming. As said, Koko often isn't around, and then it was just me. We had some help occasionally, but usually I didn't want to bother anyone.
- Despite them offering help?
- You know, upon reflection, that was kind of silly. I should know how great it can feel to work at a place we love. After all, that's why I got employed at the Broken Barrel.
- Why Hatsumi, then?
- Well, you know how I am, and how Koko is. Sumi is a great contrast to that. I admit, I wasn't too sure about it at first, but she complements us well. She's also well liked by our regulars, and has become a friend to some.
- And she doubles as a lap warmer.
- She really loves sitting on a lap. But if people are okay with it, then I am as well. I think it's endearing.
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